The art of "spoiling" has been thoroughly practised throughout the years - by hoodlums, by parents and by FILTHY FUN-LOVING F(**&^KING NOOBTRASH FILTH OMGGGGG
***WARNING: This post may contain traces of nuts and spoilers of 24 Season 6. Proceed with caution. Wear a paper bag over your head if necessary.
The content of this post may potentially affect you as much as someone telling you the horrible truth that, "You fail at life." C is currently on the roof of the building right now, planning to jump.
We do not condone this horrible crime that hath befallen upon our chief editor, and do not encourage it to be done anywhere else. This act of spoiling has marked the end of a beautiful blogging career of C, a wonderful gentleman who spent his weeknights appreciating the finer things in life - such as Naruto yaoi, Durian flavoured icecream and cufflinks.
This is a condemnation of spoiling and we hope that many others who have had their TV/novel/gardening experience ruined because of a lack of consideration by filthy noobtrash who really "meant no harm" can relate to and find closure by reading this chatlog of C's last e-words.
As we type this final paragraph, policemen are on the roof trying to coax C away from the edge of the building with money, heterosexual pornography, a 5-star holiday trip to Switzerland and a fishing lure shaped like mermaid. Little do they know, C has no interest in any of these things. We must finish this post soon, we cannot bear to see his fragile Asian body float down to the ground floor and risk him floating into the industrial bin where all our stolen PS3s are hidden.
Remember kids: don't spoil anything for anyone you love, not even if it means you will procure that priceless reaction which you could sell on ebay for triple your superannuation.
**LAST WARNING: The following chat log contains spoilers of 24 Season 6. While The Letter C is extremely careful in ommitting sensitive information, there may be traces of meat.
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Session Start: Saturday, 27 January 2007
Participants:
...cwong] Hi, my name is Postmodernist. (chibiwong@hotmail.com)
(F) gwo™:. (L)
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[12:18:47 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: grahme bauer
theres also josh bauer
[12:18:50 PM] [cwong] Char: OMG
STFU
[12:18:53 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: :P:
[12:18:54 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
[12:18:59 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: LMFAO
[12:19:01 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: you have to dl man
its
an awesome episode
[12:19:04 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm dling part 1
[12:19:12 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: YOU MISS OUT
[12:19:15 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:19:29 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: LMAO
[12:19:33 PM] [cwong] Char: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[12:19:33 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: this is
freaking gold
WALLID
LMFAO
[12:19:36 PM] [cwong] Char:
FOCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
[12:19:37 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: LMFAO
SANDRA
WAYNE
[12:19:40 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:19:42 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: JACK
CHLOE
MILO
[12:19:46 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:19:48 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: BILL
GRAHAME
[12:19:52 PM] [cwong] Char:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:19:54 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: PHILLIP
[12:19:55 PM] [cwong] Char:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[12:19:56 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: jOSH
[12:19:58 PM] [cwong] Char:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGG
[12:20:01 PM] (F) gwo™:. (: JACK
[12:20:02 PM] [cwong] Char: FOCKING
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What a great man C was, a defender of the drug-addicted and wielder of the pen. His last e-words really do carry a special meaning and touch us very deeply in every way. Goodbye fair lady, you will surely be missed.
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