C is for Children

Mood: Le Inspired
Currently listening to: by Jamiroquai

BoGus^ I'm going to name my twin daughters Mavis and Dulcie says
(12:17 PM):
id name my first daughter lorelai my msn name is a joke

Charles "24 Season 6 Enthusiast" Wong says (12:17 PM):
after what?

This morning at the office (or afternoon, rather) C made small-talk with his ever-busy journalist mentor Daniel "Bogus" Tang. The "I'm going to name my firstborn Sony" has been a running gag for years in the House of C. In fact, he has said it so many times that people aren't sure if he's serious or just making fun. Notorious for his Sony fanboyism, C made this vow/started this joke when some person mispronounced Sonny as Sony or vice versa. Yes, his sense of humour is pretty bad.

Bogus did not believe C when he told him his plans to name his firstborn Sony (whether he/she be male/female). Lucky for us, Bogus was actually at his office writing up news stories and did not press the issue further, but unluckily for us, he may press full charges.

Yet after several minutes of interrogation and trying to get C away from the only computer with WoW on it, we were unable to confirm if indeed he will call his firstborn Sony. He then said at lunch, "I'll probably just photoshop my kid's birth cert." Why, yes, for great geekdom! Journalists are so radical, they might as well be the new breed of Hippie. We then caught him photocopying his own birth certificate not once, not twice, but a total of 20 times. We suspect he plans to make horribly unfunny name puns, like Al Kaeda (thanks Chasers) and Charles Wang (which isn't actually a pun at all). Oh sweet mother of Super Nintendo!

This deserves a big fat fail.