There is no C in You Know My Name

Mood: O_Qimwearingamonocle
Currently listening to: Wilbur Pan & 弦子 - 不得不愛 classics

I ask girlfriend how you been
Nur nur nuurm something something
You're my one and only baby something

*PREPOSTRANT: Whoa. A double-post on the same day!? What is going on? The truth is, C worked pretty slow on his song parody and it took him quite a few days to complete. His lack of energy has nothing to do with his discovery of a marijuana plant at his workplace.

*DISCLAIMER: No sad geeks were harmed in the making of this song parody. However, the letter C wishes to advise readers that if you feel that the parody was directed at you, be assured that it is not. The letter C has a strict no put-downs policy, except against pompous bigots. The words used in this song parody may be sick, tasteless and crude, and are not the product of vocabulary malfunction. C did not tear his hair out for several days for a half-decent job.

You Fail At Life (Parody of Chris Cornell's You Know My Name from Casino Royale)
If you use Myspace, do you know you’re a geek?
Odds are, you don’t know you’re not cool
When the wife comes home, are you gonna get beat?
With the sledgehammer she bought last week?

I’ve seen uglie nerds play MMOs
But you’re much worse cuz you play YuGiOh
Just slit your wrists

Shoot yourself because right now I have no ammo
Your girlfriend cheats on you
And nobody likes you
You can’t deny you suck; if I happened to be you
I'd just seppuku
Are you going to cry?

The foulest sight I’ve seen’s your face
You fail at life

If you left your house maybe you’d have some friends
When you reply your IMs
And if you think you’re 1337
You never had a clue
The way that you act is so ghey

I’ve seen ten year olds act more mature
Than you yourself
But if you must be sure
You may need a shrink

Hide yourself because I will fire if I see you
The dogs would feast on you
They smell nicer than you
You can’t deny the truth anymore it consumes you
I long to kill you
Are you failing at life?

The dumbest blondes think you are lame

I will be your friend
I care how you feel
(I care how you feel)

Life is harsh did you think I was for real
(I was for real)

Kill yourself because everyone here is waiting
What I said is all true
And it’s all about you
You can’t deny that I am a lot cooler than you
I’ll break it to you
I promise I won’t lie

The lowest F-minus is yours
You fail at life
(You fail at life)
You fail at life
(You fail at life)You fail at life
You fail at life
You fail at life